Sex Toy Reviews by JoJo
A friend at Sextoyz sent a bundle of toys and lotions for dirty-david and I to try out. Rather than just keep them to ourselves we decided to share them with some of our friends!
This page is review of the toys, with comments by the people who tried them out.
The testers are
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Janey
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Michelle
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David
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These are the toys for the girls
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Rabbit Pearl Vibrator
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This was the favourite toy of all the girls who tried it. The vibrator has several functions all controlled from the remote. The little beads rotate to stimulate the nerve endings around the pussy lips, the pink gel penis shaped head vibrates deep inside, and the clear gel "fingers" vibrate on the clit or anus to give a shuddering orgasm. |
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JoJo's comments This toy is my number one favourite out of the vibrators. I had tried one earlier this year, and was on the look out for one when the parcel arrived from SexToyz. It was like an early Christmas. I had to test it there and then! I love the feelings produced by the little fingers stroking on my clitty, it never fails to bring me to orgasm.
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Janey's comments This was the first time I had played with one of these, and I very much enjoyed the feelings it produced. I have not gone out and bought one yet, but it is on my birthday pressy list! I used this toy on JoJo when she came around to see me and was amazed at just how intense her orgasm was. |
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Michelle's comments I have not played with one of these before, but I hope to get my hands on one in the future. hint hint boys!! The feelings produced by all the different actions were amazing, This is the first vibrator I found which hits all of the spots!
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Vibro Realistic Cock This is a truly REALISTIC cock. The real McCoy!! It has a built in vibrator and is better than the real thing. Price: £76.99 |
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Not all of the girls could take this cock all the way, though I think they all had fun trying! At 8" long and with a girth of 6" it is a little above the average cock size. It is made of soft latex and has a variable speed vibrator inside. The sucker on the base enables you to stick this to tables or mirrors for extra fun. The remote control houses the batteries and a variable speed control. |
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JoJo's comments I certainly had fun trying to fit this bastard inside me. I had to use a bit of lube so it wouldn’t stick to my inner lips, but as I got hornier it started easing further in. I managed to get it in half way before giving up. It’s a great toy and it was making me wet, but the length was something I couldn't handle so soon after having a major op. Saying that I will give it another go one day and now that I’ve healed you’ll be able to hear the moans of JoJo taking it all the way. |
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Janey's comments What a monster. This one certainly needs a very wet pussy! |
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Michelle's comments Ouch! lol. This is a toy to work up to, I think I should have tried to use it at the end of the session. It feels nice, almost like the real thing, I like the sucker thing and the balls at the end. I think I might pop around to see Jo and David and try this one again!
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The Real McCoy
For a taste of passion! No lady should be without this eager friend. 10
inches of realistically detailed life like penis with red top. For exquisite
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This was the monster of the pack. At 10" long and with an average girth of 5" (increasing to 7" at the base) this was a challenge for all the testers. It is made from a soft latex and has a powerful vibrator built in. |
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JoJo's comments This one beat me! I just could not take the whole length! Feels quite realistic with nice shaping and good vein ridges |
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Janey's comments
I did enjoy this toy, it is soft to the touch, but a good firm ride. I enjoyed feeling this one probing very deep inside me. |
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Michelle's comments
A very nice vibrator, felt good along its whole length, though I just couldn't take the whole lot. A bit on the noisy side for me - I still live at home - It would certainly wake the parents!
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Dildo Bully Boy Range The most popular 7 inch dildos ever. Firm multi-speed vibrating penile tip. Super long latex vibrating veined shaft. Stimulating clitoral nodules for ultimate pleasure. Price: £15.50 |
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A slightly smaller vibrator, measures 7-8" with an average girth of 5" increasing to 6.5" at the base. This is a bright neon pink gel vibrator with a quiet variable speed vibrator. |
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JoJo's comments I like this one! its nice and flexible, and a good size. It vibrates nicely and produces a good tingle. Its taken up residence with the "rabbit" in my bedside drawer.
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Janey's comments I like the look and feel of this one, but I didn't get to use it. I couldn't get it away from Jo she was enjoying it so much. |
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Michelle's comments
Another very pleasant vibrator, more discreet than "the real McCoy", I could definitely use this one at home. Good size, the gel feels nice, and it did the job for me!
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Gel Double Ender |
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As all the girls involved are bi, this toy was used at every testing session, and was a huge hit. At 12" long and with a girth of 5.5" this is the same as 2 average sized cocks back to back.
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JoJo's comments
This is probably the most used toy I have, every girl I play with has shared this with me. It is nice to the touch, and is a good size. It always results in both my girlfriend and I getting an orgasm |
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Janey's comments I did enjoy this, the feeling of having something firm inside me, with the bonus of feeling a clit rbbing against mine was fantastic, another toy for my pressy list I think. |
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Michelle's comments I very much enjoyed this toy. I was sharing it with an expert - thanks JoJo - but it felt like the best of both worlds, the firmness of a guy fucking me, with the softness of a girl holding and touching me.
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Realistic pussy
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dirty-david's comments This was the one toy that saw no use at all! I could not get my cock inside it, and nor could the partners of any of the girls. This vibrating pussy is made from a hard plastic shell with a soft latex liner with bumps on it. It can hold a cock up to a girth of about 5" with a length of about 5.5" The pump makes the liner grip onto your cock and then there is a vibrator which stimulates the whole length of the cock once inside (tested on our fingers it feels quite pleasant) |

















